Baby Names and due dates

Lauren is so into naming the baby. She is concerned that the baby will not have a name and we have to decide right now. She had been calling him Shane and Payton and Christopher, hoping that one of those names might stick. Each night she reads up on the baby name book. I was so tired of hearing it tonight, I told her to write down the names that she liked and we would discuss them later. Her list: Christopher, Cole (just cause I like it), Cameron, Matthew, Kevin, Brandon, Cody, Luke, Blake, Spencer, Dalton, Seth, Jesse, Hunter, Bryce, Jake, Marcus, Garrett. She also likes Taylor. However there is a very naughty boy in Kyle's kindergarten class named Taylor. Kyle says we can't name the baby Taylor because he will turn out just like Taylor B. Not to mention the r ending which makes our last name sound like rabbit. So after our never ending conversation on names, Steve asks when the baby is due. I say May 29th. Lauren says, "He's not due....he's not a library book!"